The Perfect Boyfriend.
The 30 things.
1. When she stares at your mouth = “Kiss her”
2. When she pushes you or hits you like a dumb ass cos she thinks she’s stronger than you = “Grab her and don’t let go”
3. When she starts cursing at you trying to act all tough = “Kiss her and tell her you love her”
4. When she’s quiet = “Ask her what’s wrong”
5. When she ignores you = “Give her your attention”
6. When she pulls away = “Pull her back”
7. When you see her at her worst = “Tell her she’s beautiful”
8. When you see her start crying = “Just hold her and don’t say a word”
9. When you see her walking = “Sneak up and hug her waist from behind”
10. When she’s scared = “Protect her”
11. When she steals your favorite hat = “Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night”
12. When she doesn’t answer for a long time = “Reassure her that everything is okay”
13. When she looks at you with doubt = “Back yourself up”
14. When she says that she likes you = “SHE REALLY DOES MORE THAN YOU COULD UNDERSTAND!!!”
15. When she bumps into you = “Bump into her back and make her laugh”
16. When she tells you a secret = “Keep it safe and untold”
17. When she looks at you in your eyes = “Don’t look away until she does”
18. When she says it’s over = “She still wants you to be hers”
19. When she reposts this = “She wants you to read it”
20. Stay on the phone with her even if she’s not saying anything.
21. When she’s mad hug her tight and don’t let go.
22. When she says she’s ok don’t believe it, talk with her because 10yrs later she’ll remember you.
23. Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her.
24. Treat her like she’s all that matters to you.
25. Stay up all night with her when she’s sick.
26. Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think it’s stupid.
27. Give her the world.
28. Let her wear your clothes.
29. When she’s bored and sad, hang out with her.
30. Let her know she’s important, kiss her in the pouring rain.
To My Mister Daddy,
I’ll love you for who you are and what you’re not…
Thanks for letting me have your hat, I think it’s ugly but I took it cause you loved it.
Thanks for letting me wear your clothes, even though its ugly.
Thanks for reporting to me everyday when you’re in army. If you forgot to call me and don’t have a valid reason for not calling me, you will die a horrible death.
Thanks for doing some of the 30 things listed, not much but thanks for trying. You will need to try alot harder.
Thanks for feeding me with all the many different types of food. It did a good job adding numbers to my waist and hips (we shall not talk about weight). But I really do appreciate all those yummy expensive food. In return I’m gonna stuff you up with all my sweet delights I’ll bake every week.
Thanks for eating in my room and letting the ants bite me to death when you’re not around. I now understand how it feels to be in an ants hive. I’m thinking of you all the time, cause I can’t stop thinking of ways to kill you when you come home.
Thanks for being a idiot cause you make me feel alot smarter. I’m not very smart but you’re not clever at all.
Thanks for being such a jerk so people won’t think I’m the bitch. Cause obviously you’re my bitch.
Thanks for shouting at me when I’m sick, to anger me so I’ll tell myself to get well faster to end your miserable life.
Thanks for always being there when I really had enough of you. You just can’t stop agitating me.
Thanks for being irritating. It will really help in the future to tolerate my boss when I start to work.
Thanks for not leaving me cause I would’ve killed you and ended up in jail for murder.
Thanks for looking so weak when I wanted to leave you. It makes me feel oh-so-powerful.
Thanks for acting so protective when you already know it’ll just make me laugh. Cause my macho boyfriend is gay.
Thanks for stealing all my hobbies and favorites. I always wanted a clone of another sex.
Thanks for being gay. You’re so cute when you talk and think all girly rather then your stupid male chauvinism.
Thanks for being such a sissy. It will remind me that I will never want another boyfriend in the future. Then again, you’re stuck with me forever whether you like it or not. Sorry, you have no human rights.
No ones perfect. See? I’m accepting all your perfections and imperfections! You should too!
I know you do and I always will too! (:
Maybe in our previous life we were sworn enemies, and now in this life time we are finding ways to take revenge at one another. It seems, your misery is my happiness and my misfortunate is your glory. Have to admit, we are stuck with one another till either party dies. Oh my, this is such a drama. HAHA.
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October 13th, 2008 at 4:57 am
Mandy…
great post…I look forward to reading more! thanks alot!…